Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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