ya dads aren't the best wingmen
its not stalking. its research.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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