Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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