i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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