I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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