I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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