Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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