he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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