I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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