How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You dont lie about slip and slides
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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