and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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