Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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