: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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