so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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