just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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