i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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