We're facebook friends in real life
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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