Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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