He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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