saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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