If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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