You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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