Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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