the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
