the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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