My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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