i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Found your dick twin last night
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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