I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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