My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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