Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Pants are for mortals
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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