So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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