When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I wish there were birth control emojis
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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