After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you mean i was at the winter classic?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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