she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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