in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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