I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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