Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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