what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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