Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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