He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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