Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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