Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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