You just made me feel so damn special
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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