weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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