So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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