fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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