Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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