i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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