Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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