I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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