Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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