I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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