i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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