Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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