If that was your dad, he is hot
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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