i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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