And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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